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Letter for the College Dems

You know, this letter actually made me regret taking out one of the original punch lines in the article… I was going to make reference to this campus’ College Dem chapter as the “Donkey Punch” chapter. Last semester they wore shirts that said “Donkey Punching our way to victory”. If you don’t know what a Donkey Punch is, look it up, it isn’t good. The College Repubs had a field day in the paper and on campus with it. But in short, I figured not to include it because I’d be sinking to their level. I still think that was the best idea, despite their flailing letter to accuse me of misinformation for not presenting their spin. How exactly is a pension system made stronger by not funding it again? Dare we talk about Rod wh is under federal investigation (probably several)?

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If you want to talk about indiscretions, we should talk about your clubs fetish with deviant sexual assault by glorfying donkey punches…

And the Republican party is not “mine”, I don’t identify them. There is no misinformation in my article, you just take pause with me not buying into the DNC party juice. If you want to talk about extortion, you do know Rod is on Fitzgerald’s hitlist after he wraps up the Plame Non-Crime prosecution, don’t you?

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  • January 30th, 2006 Posted by John Bambenek | DailyIllini, Illinois, Politics | no comments

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