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Al Qaeda Attacks US Navy Ships in Jordan, Come Up Short

Today Al Qaeda terrorists fired three rockets at US ships. According to a post on the website they threaten additional attacks:

…we warn the Americans, who are spreading their freedom corruption throughout the world and who have stolen the wealth of the Muslim nation, to expect even more stinging attacks.

A source in the US Armed Services who declined to be identified because he was not authorized to speak to the press had this to say:

Buwahahahahahahahaha! Stinging attacks? They can’t even hit a big fat boat docked at a pier.

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    • August 19th, 2005 Posted by John Bambenek | Military / War, Terrorism | 2 comments

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    1. LOL. Really, what is this “stolen the wealth of the Muslim nation” business. We pay them a king’s ransom for our oil. Do they want our first borns too?

      Comment by NYgirl | August 19, 2005

    2. I propose the immediate retirement of the phrase “can’t hit the broad side of a barn” in favor of some quip which references this incident. :)

      Comment by Matt | August 20, 2005

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